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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an archaeologist mad? Give him a bloody tampon and ask him what period its from."
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"Woah guys, did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together? OMg!"
"I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life."
"Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don't want her to meet her competition right away."
"What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions? A locomotive!"
"I told my parents I wanted a panda for christmas. all I got was a white x6"
"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' Catholic."
"Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel? To get laid."
"You know who I hate the most? Indian givers. No wait, I take that back."
"Its official. Donald trump is the 45th greatest president of the united states."