162027

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator ? ... Have you ever heard a refrigerator fart when you pull out the meat?"

"Every time someone with a clown avi follows me I add another night light."

"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."

"how is my dick like a diamond? its the hardest substance on earth, it can't be crushed, and every girl dreams of having it."

"What if there were no hypothetical situations?"

"How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts."

"I went for a job interview in a Art Gallery today, but the interviewers seemed to hate everything about me. I didn't really paint a good picture of myself."

"Do you know how Rihanna can tell when Chris has been cheating on her? He has someone else's lipstick on his knuckles."

"What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her? Nah Imma stay"