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Joke of the Day
"Why does no one care that space is a vacuum? Oh it doesn't really matter."
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"A true Columbus Day sale in a mattress store would mean all the merchandise is infested with smallpox"
"Zelda Williams came over my house and stormed out in a rage... All I did was ask her ""How's it hangin?"""
"i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task"
"Arrested for not picking up after his seeing eye dog, the blind man pleaded, ""I didn't see shit!"""
"A man walks into a zoo, and the only animal he sees there is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"Are cucumbers the only food you can put over your eyes to reduce puffiness because these pizza bagels aren't helping at all."
"What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab? Where to sir?"
"MOVIES: Ok, time for bed kiddo. *child kisses parents and goes to bed MY HOUSE: Time for bed. *mixed martial acrobatics is now a sport"
"my girlfriend texted me saying she was going to go out shopping for an hour sent at: 2001-11-06 3:35 PM"