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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting? Concentration camps."
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"I don't mean to denigrate women. (Ladies, ""denigrate"" means to put-down or patronize.)"
"Organic Chemistry... You R-O-R get it, or you don't"
"If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?"
"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it."
"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't Brownen your meat"
"Shout out to my arms for always being by my side... & my legs for being there every step of the way"
"Nothing says ""high-functioning alcoholic"" like being really good at darts."
"Why can't anyone tell my dads fat? Cause he grew up in Pawtucket."
"Waiter: Did we decide? Date: Yes, I'd like the Sirloin. Medium rare. Me: And I'd like the Remix to Ignition. Hot & fresh out the kitchen."