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Joke of the Day
"W T F After Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F."
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"The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings."
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"Don't you guys just hate it when a sentence doesn't end like you think it pineapple?"
"Did you know princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."
"What do a Professional Fifa Player and a Rapist have in common? They're both going to score, even if you don't want them to."
"At The Olympics At the Olympics, a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" ""No, I'm German. How did you know my name is Walter?"""
"My biggest fear is that I'm holding my baby and a rapper asks me to put my hands in the air."
"Did you hear why the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus shut down? Because the Trump administration is now the greatest show on earth!"