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Joke of the Day

"Did you know princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."

"Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert? Because he tryptophan."

"Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak"

"When I was a kid, we were so poor... If I didn't wake up with a boner on Christmas, I wouldn't have anything to play with."

"Which whale makes the best sexual partner? One that will humpback!"

"Doctor Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course come back tomorrow!"

"I think when shit hits the fan you really should rethink why and where you have that fan."

"Can you imagine getting the girl of dream's phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""defantely"""

"What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)... A dollar gives you four quarters :-)"

"Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say ""I'm not actually a Nazi"""