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Joke of the Day

"At The Olympics At the Olympics, a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" ""No, I'm German. How did you know my name is Walter?"""

"What came first, the hen or the egg? The rooster. ;)"

"Autocorrect changed ""baby rattle"" to ""baby battle"" and now I'm googling where to buy tiny weapons."

"The guy in front of me is buying a pregnancy test....I bet this is the only time he would rather be buying tampons."

"When is a car no longer a car? When it turns into a driveway"

"Did you hear what happened when Oedipus got flu? He became one sick mother fucker."

"Local News Reports a Kidnapping at a School It's okay though, she woke up."

"Someone tell my kid that if I wanted to hear high-pitched shrieking all night, I would have become a murderer."

"What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars? ""Let Meowt!!!!"""

"The most inappropriate thing to say to the queen of England, I lick your stamps all the time."