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Joke of the Day
"My biggest fear is that I'm holding my baby and a rapper asks me to put my hands in the air."
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"Louis FarraKhan and Jeffery Dalmer walk into a bar... ehhhh I got nothin.. just thought that would be a hilarious start to a joke."