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Joke of the Day

"If John Cena lost in Baltimore at Payback, the city might riot. WWE wouldn't want that. Never give up"

"Did you ever realize that almond milk lasts four times longer than regular milk? That's nuts, right?"

"What's the difference between sex and conversation? You don't know? Well let's go have a discussion..."

"A guy walks in on his daughter masturbating with a pickle ""Sick!"" he says. ""I was going to eat that. Now it's going to taste like pickle."""

"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says... ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""

"What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? fitting in"

"If Reddit up/down voting were to be applied in real life as an immediate feedback of the spoken word crowed subway trains would be a much quieter place."

"So what are you doing these days? * -Oh, i just sit in my house and complain about things.. * -So how is that working out for you? * -Well i can't complain * -Oh"

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar That's it."

"I like to cry sometimes so people think I know how to chop onions."