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Joke of the Day

"If John Cena lost in Baltimore at Payback, the city might riot. WWE wouldn't want that. Never give up"

"At the Olympics a man walked up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"" ""Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name ist Walter?"""

"First person ever: I HAVE SEVERAL HOLES IN MY FACE WHAT IS HAPPENING"

"I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! It's inconceivable!"

"Patient: Doctor my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them."

"Why should you buy Adrian Peterson sun screen? Because it is very strong at beating the son."

"What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7""? Friends"

"What is the square root of 69? Eight something."

"A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories... Brunette: ""have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* ""No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"""

"[team dumps Gatorade on head coach after victory but head coach just happens to be the Wicked Witch of the West] COACH: you idiots *melts*"