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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear why the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus shut down? Because the Trump administration is now the greatest show on earth!"

"What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot? A Cellfie."

"Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world? Ocra Winfrey"

"""I don't belong here"" - dreadlock on a white guy"

"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt"

"german jesus why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one virgin around"

"""What's your favourite Pixar film?"", my dad asked I replied, ""Up, yours?"" My dad gave me a weird look and said, ""No need to be like that, I was only asking."""

"Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle are horrible tippers. They rarely leave 10%, even for adequate service."

"What do you call a prostitute with cum on her face? A Taxi, Her jobs done."

"So, hows your DNS lookup up? Yet again, I am very sorry."