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Joke of the Day
"Why Men Are Forgetful Men's boobs are forgetful because they have no mammary's"
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"I Like My Women Like I Like My Math http://spikedmath.com/comics/138-i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-math.png"
"My wife told me I had to choose My wife walked in and told me I had to choose. Her or reddit.... I'm sure going to miss her."
"Local News Reports a Kidnapping at a School It's okay though, she woke up."
"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"
"I think there's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf ...except at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races."
"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"
"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind it's too cheesy."
"Siri, are you a funny reference any more?"
"What do you get when einstein jacks off???? a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)"