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Joke of the Day
"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"
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"Did you hear how Chewbacca did in his first year of the NFL? He was Wookie of the Year"
"Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today"
"Rohypnol......."
"My penis was in a Guinness Book Of Records... ...but then they threw me out of the library."
"What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown except the snowball."
"I drink, therefore I am.... Drunk."
"I just got back from the battered women's shelter... Boy are my arms tired!"
"Why did the Ottoman empire collapse? Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over."
"What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees? All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite..."