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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me I had to choose My wife walked in and told me I had to choose. Her or reddit.... I'm sure going to miss her."

"When I was a little kid, I had this friend that was always counting. I wonder what he's up to these days."

"Everyone always talks about how great Jesus was... ...because he fed 5000 people with a couple fish and five loaves of bread. But no one ever talks about Hitler. He made 6 million Jews toast."

"The Credible Hulk. ""You won't like me when I'm angry because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."""

"Got in a car wreck while reading a church sign today... ...the Son was in my eyes."

"Reddit's post limit reminds me of the Cleveland Show 1 joke every 10 minutes."

"A world without women...... Is a pain in the ass"

"If a man runs over his wife, who's fault is it? The mans, why was he driving in the kitchen?"

"What does Batman get in his drink? Just ice"

"Why was the smurf's hat blue? Cus it was sad."