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"I Like My Women Like I Like My Math http://spikedmath.com/comics/138-i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-math.png"

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"So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"""
"Why did the man with one butt cheek get fired? He did everything half-assed."
"There once was a girl from Nantucket... Who carried her ice in a bucket. She walked down a hill. She had a great spill. And when she got up, she said, ""I'm going to watch my step next time!"""
"Gay men are fucking assholes"
"What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive."
"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
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"Cop - Have you been drinking? Me - No, just taking my photo with R2D2 here. Cop - Sir that's a fire hydrant."
"What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
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