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Joke of the Day

"I Like My Women Like I Like My Math http://spikedmath.com/comics/138-i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-math.png"

"My self esteem is so low.... The other night my hand told me that it had a headache."

"How do you keep a blonde waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Helllooooo ladies!"

"Are you going to Scarborough Fair? No mate, sounds shit."

"So I'm talkin' to a giant squid monster and I sez to him ""What's kraken?"" (badum chh)"

"I was having trouble settling into my new house, so I went to a therapist He said I have an apartment complex"

"The early bird gets the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese!"

"Besides coke residue, what other particles can be found on dollar bills? Stripper poop particles"

"Justice In China."