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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind it's too cheesy."
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"A homophobe goes to the doctor to see if he has cancer... He says, ""Give it to me straight, Doc."""
"Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly? Cause they would quack up."
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"Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person."
"Look, mom, we can keep arguing about whether or not 28 is too old to live your parents but it's not gonna help us find my iguana any faster."
"What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny? There was a thread months ago but i lost it..."
"Q: What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? A: Spag-yeti."