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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when einstein jacks off???? a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)"

"Houses in detroit are a lot like cheap ugly hookers... Only $1, but still no one wants them."

"What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit? There was a chink in his armor."

"What does Saddam Hussein and little Miss Moffat have in common? They both had curds/Kurds in their whey/way!"

"The things that you love are what makes you who you are. I guess that makes me large breasts...."

"What is the definition of diplomacy? The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."

"My wife says that all she wants is an attentive lover...... ...or maybe it was a tent of lovers. I don't really know, I wasn't paying attention."

"The mail slot on your door is so you can tell the mailman you love him"

"ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win? everyone"

"Knock knock Knock Knock... Who's there? The police The police who? Mam, your son is dead."