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Joke of the Day

"I love you like a fat kid loves anything that will make him forget that his dad physically abuses him."

"Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs? You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours"

"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, here he is: [Prince Albert in a can](http://imgur.com/65aBahK) EDIT: Anyone remember that old-old joke?"

"How do you know when you're at a gay barbecue? All the hot dogs taste like shit."

"My jumper cables stopped working the other day So I called triple A to bounce up my trampoline"

"[puts scarf on snowman] Girl: to keep u warm Snowman: I am made of snow. G: omg you're alive! S: ok but lets get past that. are you stupid"

"HR: Does anyone know what FMLA stands for? Me: Fire My Lazy Ass? HR: ... Me: I was gonna guess Lesbian Ass but thought that's inappropriate."

"Where do dead people buy their cigarettes? At the coroner store."

"Who will pay ? If two gays are on a Date for the dinner,Who will pay the bill ?"