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Joke of the Day

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, here he is: [Prince Albert in a can](http://imgur.com/65aBahK) EDIT: Anyone remember that old-old joke?"

"If God had meant for today to be perfect, he wouldn't have invented tomorrow."

"There was a sniper here Anybody s.."

"N F L THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS CONSIDERING EXPANDING NEXT YEAR BY ADDING A PRISON TEAM"

"Nothing is too good for my girlfriend on Valentines day... I tried to get her nothing, but she was too good for that."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman"

"Oh my god, did you hear Bob Barker died? He was hit by a BRAAAANNDDD NEEEEWWWW CAAAAAARRRRR!"

"So I tried to watch a porno featuring Donald Trump... but I couldn't get off, because he changed positions too often."

"If I ever get arrested, my one phone call will be to the police station to do a bomb scare. I'm not spending the night there."

"Ibuprofenum and Aspirin are running in a race... Suddenly prednisolone passes them and wins first place. Ibuprofenum looks toward Aspirin and mutters: ""fucking steroids"""