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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs? You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours"

"Did you hear that the king of the jungle fell into a deep, deep sleep? He's a lion in a coma."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ? Amahl shook up !"

"Two mexicans are in a car. Who drives? The police officer"

"I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it's the scientists that aren't washing their hands?"

"Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down."

"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."

"People always go, ""Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?"" We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why."

"What person shows you around a mental hospital? Tour-ettes :)"

"Only a woman can make you a millionaire if you are a billionaire."