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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."
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"What is the most abundant spice in Africa? Paprika."
"""ice, ice, baby. ice, ice, bab--no ice-- no thats definitly a babey"" - man who has a job sorting babys and ice at the ice & baby factorey"
"So a baby is named by his French, Chinese, and Redditor grandparents A. L'Mao"
"Dropping your keys standing over a grate and them not going through is God reminding you that he could fucking kill you if he felt like it."
"Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath."
"3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I don't want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME."
"The Holocaust Wasn't That Bad ""The holocaust wasn't that bad."" ""Of course it was!"" ""I'm going to go out and kill a million Jews and one clown."" ""Why the clown?"" ""See, no one cares about the Jews."""
"How many dothraki does it take to open a door? Idk, but they sure are hot."
"What has 5 eyes? invisibility"