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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when you're at a gay barbecue? All the hot dogs taste like shit."

"Reporter: How do you feel that your proposal was turned down by Congress? Obama: Well, I've alw-- Biden: [grabs mic] TURNED DOWN FOR WHAT?"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Hot, mocha, and overpriced. Prostitutes. I like prostitutes."

"There was a pile up on the freeway.... reportedly due to a bunch of old underwear, scattered all over the road. No one is sure how they got there, but there were skidmarks everywhere"

"One More Hilarious Vampire Joke ...actually it sucks."

"I'm uncomfortable with abortion. It gives me cramps."

"What's the difference between a circus and a whore house? My dad didn't meet my mom at a circus or take me their when I turned 5"

"When the party host collects everyone's coats and throws them on their bed, I just stay in mine and take a nap among the jackets."

"I love a woman that can shoot a gun, but I fear a woman with good aim."

"The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load."