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Joke of the Day
"Glass... tastes like blood."
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"My wife said she wouldn't have sex with me until I did everything on the ""To-Do list"" So I scratched out **#1** ""*Wash the car*"" and replaced it with ""*Have a three-some with Becky and Wife*"""
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night. He told me to f*ck off and buy my own."
"Two women in a shared cell were in the prison for 15yrs. When they were freed... ...they spent another 2hrs talking outside."
"9yo: *struggling for 10 mins trying to start peeling a banana* How do you get into these!? Yo, evolution: You missed one.."
"Why Doesn't Santa Have Any Kids? Because he comes down the chimney."
"Everyone knows that if you pee in a dream, you pee in real life... But did you know that if you go off a guard rail in a dream, you go off a guard rail in real life?"