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"Moms get super human strength when put in life or death situations. Last night I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth during a tantrum..."
"Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds!"
"What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy mixed-up squid."
"What is a Spanish person without a car called? Carlos"
"WHAT DO WE WANT? AN END TO AUTO-CORRECT ERRORS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? COW!!!!"
"Told my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invited. She asked if it was a search party :("
"You're worried about rats in the walls? How is that any of your business? When was the last time you went inside your own walls?"
"What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli."
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver? The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: ""Damn it!"" The bad sky diver goes ""Damn it!"" ::Whack::"