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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"A famous pornstar died yesterday. My penis was at half-mast."

"Riding horses is fun and all, but... ...let's be on a steer."

"Have you seen the new clear plastic bikinis? They're worth looking into."

"Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill."

"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."

"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"

"Paul walkers new movie.. The flat and the furious."

"An Indian news anchor was fired for referring the chinese President Xi Jinping as ""Eleven"" Jinping."

"My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else."