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Joke of the Day

"You think the dozen roses on my toilet tank are there to mask odor? Read the card: ""Dear toilet. I'm so sorry for all the shit I've done..."""

"Why did Johnny cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in a chicken."

"It was four months into my relationship that I found out my girlfriend was a communist She started giving me red flags"

"Jokes. What is a black cat's favorite TV show? Miami mice!"

"If I have written a tweet similar to yours, I apologize for your lack of depth and vision."

"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? EVERYWHERE"

"Future generations will never believe Sarah Palin was a real person."

"What time of day is the saddest? The mourning"

"Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek? They won't work in the future either."

"Why couldn't Jesus's eat m&m's? They kept falling threw the holes in his hands."