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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry I threw up all over your carpet when you referred to your spouse as your ""lover""."
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"You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water. If it sinks: girl ant.... If it floats: boy ant."
"What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!"
"What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child? Lepre Kahn"
"A girl walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a double entendre so he gives it to her."
"Have you heard of the film constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold? So you can tell it apart from urine"
"Why can't you see Hippos hiding in trees? Because they're good at it."
"When I was a little kid, I asked the waitress for a quickie My mom had to tell me, ""It's pronounced quiche'."""
"My boss My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Stephen."