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Joke of the Day

"How quick she mentions her husband/fiance/boyfriend is directly related to how creeped out she is by you."

"What do you call a white European with a big dick? Hungaryan"

"i hate when the news guys say ""our nation's capital"". stop jerking us around and tell us what city it is"

"I remember the first time I had sex, I put the condom on the wrong way round. The girl looked and me and said, ""You're so stupid"" I said, ""What?"" ""You're supposed to do that before sex."" she replied."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"I'm not gullible but she said I was the best she's ever had and then to wait by the phone for instructions on how to get my wallet back."

"I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren't allowed to talk about what they did at work all day."

"FLY WITHOUT WINGS Q: What is a fly without wings? A: A walk."

"Why can't American engineers design linear actuators? Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom."

"How to find the perfect wife: Play monopoly with her. if she chooses the iron, she's the one."