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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss off 2 feminazis? Put them in a room with each other"
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"Not right now green light, I'm taking a selfie."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !"
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"A dyslexic walks into a bra..."
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