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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss off 2 feminazis? Put them in a room with each other"
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"My surgeon said NO drinking for 24 hours, then we both laughed."
"Did you know a falling cat ALWAYS lands in a single person's apartment?"
"Give your Mom what she really wants today. Accept her Facebook friend request."
"I wonder whether Bankruptcy Court would be more fun if they reversed their Rs like Toys R Us."
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? In a police car, the pricks are on the inside."
"A guy was lying on his bed [NSFW] A guy was lying on his bed, pulling off his boxers when his wife walked in and said, ""you spoil those dogs"""
"Friends don't let friends make Harlem Shake' videos..."
"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said, ""yeah it's pretty straightforward."""