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Joke of the Day

"I broke up with my girlfriend, Ruth.. Now her friends call me ruthless. EDIT: Got hacked. Password and emailed changed, this post was changed to something else for a brief period by the hacker."

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"british cops are calld ""bobbys""& dont hav guns. i kno a kid in 3rd grade named bobby who has no gun. hes basically a cop if he go to england"
"Post game interviews always show the winning players thanking God but they never show the losing players cursing him."
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"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The Bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver says, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""
"When people with bible quotes in their bio follow me...I don't know man. I think you're gonna have a bad time"
"How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?!"
"Why did the cannibal get indigestion after eating his high school debate team rival? He ate something that disagreed with him"