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Joke of the Day

"Beethoven walks into a bar... The bartender tells him, ""we don't serve any E-minors here."" Beethoven says ""what?"""

"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"

"Twitter is like a very demented game of The Sims. Everyday I check to see how my people are doing and make sure they're still alive."

"Why do Gnomes always laugh when the run? Because the grass tickles their balls!"

"What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns? Birds of Pray"

"Can you see? I hate it when people ask what I will be doing in 5 years time? Sorry I just don't have 2020 vision"

"NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO KNOW WHAT FRUIT MY BODY IS SHAPED LIKE"

"Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access."

"Hello, you're through to Sea World Your call may be used for training Porpoises."

"Month End Status Month begins with lots of happiness and ends with just a few coins & credit card bills"