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Joke of the Day
"What's beef jerky? Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's."
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"You could introduce a raccoon to a walrus as ""my Grandpa Steven,"" and neither would bat an eye. THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ANIMALS."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
"Just when I thought life couldn't get any harder... I accidentally take Viagra for my migraine."
"Don't ask me for childcare advice unless you want nuggets of wisdom like ""always punch holes in the box so they can breathe."""
"If I was a quotation mark, I'd be a single quotation mark."
"Being a FEMALE is a matter of BIRTH, being a WOMAN is a matter of AGE, but being a LADY is a matter of CHOICE..."
"What do test tube babies do on mothers day and father's day? They cry"
"Don't click this!!! Ahahaahahaha! Gotcha!! :P"
"My ex called me a peadophile... Pretty big word for a 6 year old. Edit for all the nazis: paedophile... Common typo and not the worst in the world imo"