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Joke of the Day
"A Woman's place is not in the kitchen Cause that's where all the knives are."
Next Joke
"It's a plant shaped like an egg. EGGPLANT! It's a place where we make fire. FIREPLACE! Diving in the sky. SKYDIVING! Humans are creative."
"Who invented the sucker punch? Mike Dyson"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. This is always funny because it never grows old"
"*walks in at 3am* Wife: OMG, what happened? Me: I was attacked. [front door 5hrs later] Neighbor: What happened to our inflatable Santa?"
"With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!"
"Pay attention to all these women that are posting pictures with their mom's on Mother's Day because that is what they are going to look like!"
"Everyone knows she can't get pregnant if she's on top. It's called gravity, stupid."
"Stop with the blind jokes ... I don t see the point."
"while out today at a restaurant... my waitress had a black eye. so when i ordered i made sure i talked verrrryyyy slowww obviously she wasnt a good listener."