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Joke of the Day
"A Woman's place is not in the kitchen Cause that's where all the knives are."
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"There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes......how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?"
"This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I'm listening to Beethoven."
"What does a gentleman do after sex? He puts the diaper back on."
"If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it? Restaurants can't have sex you moron."
"Yoshi meets Mario's parents. ""Nice to meet you, it's about time he's been riding me for years."""
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and willing to choke me a little bit."
"What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%? Rich AND famous, apparently"
"I want my group project members to lower me into my grave.... ... So that they can let me down one last time."
"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!"