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Joke of the Day
"Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton? It's near-humerus."
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"What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!"
"I'm an atheist so Jesus, God, and every Christian ... ... Can go to hell"
"When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow"
"""U put on suntan lotion?"" ""No"" ""Youll get sunburned!"" *sun descends, his voice echoes loudly* ""NICE BICEPS BRO, UR LIL SISTER LOAN EM TO U?"""
"Why didn't crab and lobster like to share? They were both two shellfish"
"Why do women prefer a 77 instead of a 69? (Slightly NSFW) Because they get 8 more."
"Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove."
"My Muslim wife left me the other day.... I guess she didn't know what Jihad."
"What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series? One has cubs"