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Joke of the Day
"My Muslim wife left me the other day.... I guess she didn't know what Jihad."
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"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a nigger?"
"Why is Batman so jealous of Superman? Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2"
"Being a parent means you have to make gigantic sacrifices like quality sleep and the backs to every remote control in your house."
"If Reddit up/down voting were to be applied in real life as an immediate feedback of the spoken word crowed subway trains would be a much quieter place."
"My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment a bit in the bedroom we synthesised a new protein chain"
"If poly means many and ticks are blood sucking parasites, then politics must mean..."
"I think my girlfriend is being stalked... ...because I've been seeing people behind her back."
"Why did the baker have brown fingers? Because he kneaded a shit."
"""I need some space."" - astronaut breaking up with his girlfriend"