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Joke of the Day
"My Muslim wife left me the other day.... I guess she didn't know what Jihad."
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"What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money? Dr. Drake."
"Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working."
"If anyone wants a tiger let me know. I bought one but he's being a d-bag and won't wear the matching sunglasses I bought us."
"It's official... My voice is incapable of making, ""Thanks. I appreciate that"" not sound sarcastic."
"What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar."
"A naked man broke into a church this morning... After a 30 minute chase, the police finally caught him by the organ."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara? Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho"
"Women are like rollercoasters... Fucking mental."