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Joke of the Day

"I'm an atheist so Jesus, God, and every Christian ... ... Can go to hell"

"What do you get when you crossbreed a negro with an octopus? I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tchhhh."

"How do you top a car? tep on the brake, tupid!"

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."

"My highschool sweet heart is the mother of my two children. But apparently, my wife isn't too happy about it."

"Why do Arabs wear thawbs? Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"opinion=ass Opinion is like anal orifice. Everyone has it."

"Rules for being a good neighbor: 1. MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS 2. Don't forget rule number one."

"*Slowly breaks up with you, word by word, during a game of Scrabble."