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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't crab and lobster like to share? They were both two shellfish"
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"The FAA can register my drone... ...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head."
"How is using the Pirate Bay like hiring a prostitute? Only nerds brag about doing it"
"Why is there echo every time Bono sings? Because he's close to The Edge"
"My neighbor and I accidentally made eye contact today when she caught me making a sandwich in her kitchen"
"You know how I got my dick to 12 inches? I cut it in half."
"If you call a group of lions a pride, and a group of crows a murder; what do you call a group of pedophiles? The British Parliament"
"The lady at the bakery who draws her eyebrows on is looking extra surprised today"
"My wife is addicted to goji berries but I wish she was addicted to something cheaper like cocaine."
"H2O is water. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking and bathing."