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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!"

"Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"I can't handle the pressure of competitions. Even in eating races I choke!"

"I left a trail of rose petals leading to the bed and on the bed was a note that said ""This is what happens to roses who cross me"""

"What is a java programmers favorite bird? A BlueJ"

"Downvotes for being a Trump supporter should only be worth 3/5ths of a downvote... You know why."

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"Paid love costs less."

"What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA NA NA NA. BA NA NA NA."

"Fact: A lot of women turn into good drivers. So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!"