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Joke of the Day
"When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow"
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"Most women love it when you play with their hair in public Their husbands not so much"
"I finished sixth form, I finished university, and I've bought a house, and yet the white walkers haven't arrived."
"Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there."
"My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died She got beaten to death by a giant crab"
"I can't let my girlfriend leave me I'd lose a hand"
"Fight with Alarm Clock Had a fight with my alarm clock, i refused to wake up, things got voilent. Now its broken and i am awake don't know who won."
"What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road? A cold shoulder."
"Every year I got an accident by passing the road on 1st April Cause, I thought that Traffic signal try to make me April fool."
"Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones."