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Joke of the Day
"When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow"
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"At cardio class tonight, a 22yo size 0 told me ""you run fast for someone your age"" so now I have a body to bury if anyone wants to help me."
"Who sings ""Love me tender"" and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis."
"Whats the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad didnt cry when I fucked him in the ass."
"Boss: How is the project coming along? Me:*closing browser of sick kick flip videos* Totally rad...icalizing our sales data analysis, Sir."
"You said clothes were 50% off But not one woman in here is topless That false advertising!"
"Learn cursive, they said. You'll need it your whole life, they said."
"Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read."
"""They're looking for you."" ""Who is?"" ""These nuts"""
"A perk of being in your thirties is waking up injured because you slept in a slightly different way than usual."