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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series? One has cubs"
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"ran outta bowls so i filled the cups of a bra with peanuts on one side, chips on the other then carried it to the couch. im 26, available"
"What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common? They're both trying to screw everybody."
"Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment? She loves cheap bills"
"I feel like a lot of single women have been naming their cats Adele this year."
"""Sure Chief, you can join us for dinner this year. But in the future, you're gonna need reservations."" -Pilgrims, at the first Thanksgiving"
"Why are wires addicted to electricity? They can't resist."
"I have a pet tree... It's just like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter."
"If the BeeGees are 'staying alive' so much then how come they're all dead."
"An angry cell walks into a bar... Smoking a cigarette the cell orders a drink. When the barman turns around the cells were three. ""Tumor!"""