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Joke of the Day

"Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes."

"My favorite musician pun ||: lather, rinse :||"

"I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean."

"I just watched one bird chase another bird from tree to tree for five minutes. It was probably over a stolen tweet."

"[does jerk off motion for 2 hours] and that concludes the hearing impaired translation of the presidential debate. all of them. god bless"

"What do you call a guy from Poland masturbating a Polish Pole Polishing"

"What's a doll in Hell called? Barbiecue."

"What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic? An Ester Bond"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? The victims of 9-11 they went through 97 stories in 10 seconds."