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Joke of the Day

"Following in David Bowies footprints.... Well, David Bowie the gender bender is no longer alive on this earth - OK Caitlyn, it's your turn!"

"Therapy Me: she never tells me anything Her: He doesn't listen Me: that's bs gimme an example Her: I'm 8 months pregnant Me: WHOA"

"What do King Cong and the Archbishop of Canterbury have in common? Both are [primates.] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primate_(bishop))"

"How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb? Dunno. Never been able to get them past the question."

"Collection of Spicy Jokes on Every Subject"

"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriends ass."

"what idiot named them diet pills instead of girth control"

"What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels."

"A reposter reposted... And he was ashamed of himself."

"I was always told by my father to fight fire with fire... ...And that's how he got kicked out of the fire brigade."