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Joke of the Day
"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."
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"Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you'll see me doing the worm on the runway"
"what idot labeled all the orange juice labels w/ ""no pulp"" insted of ""pulp fiction"""
"I love babies... ...but I can't finish a whole one."
"You guys, how can true love still exist if we don't have mixed tapes anymore?"
"I lost my job... I got fired from my job at the M&M's factory yesterday for throwing away all the W's."
"I farted in my wallet now i have gas money."
"My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn't find the words to thank them."
"Divorced barbie Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff"
"When I order delivery online and there's a ""Notes"" box I put ""Ring bell, Cross moat, SLAY DRAGON"" *Puts on dragon costume *Waits in bushes"