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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to stop wearing cologne and taking showers... Because if I'm going to smell like an asshole, I'll do it all natural."

"Trump is like a racehorse.... If it aint running, it's just an ass."

"Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."

"What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie? A salty cracker with cheese."

"What is the most common question asked by iPhone users? ""Does anyone have a charger I could use?"""

"Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now"

"I got my IQ test results back They were negative."

"""Smoking breaks"" at work should be deducted from annually leave. We all have addictions, you don't see me leave a meeting to fry plantain"

"Did you ever hear the story about how the moose died? It's all a big moostery"

"I'm lactose intolerant, too. Do the pills work for you? It's a crap shoot."