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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you I'm so embarrassed !"

"Did you hear about the kid that became a paraplegic? He had to roll with it..."

"BOSS: We need to improve morale ME: Okay BOSS: How about an office party? ME: [crosses out ""replace coworkers with puppies""] I guess"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... those who can read binary those who can't and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke Edit: word"

"R/jokes Is the place you go when you wanna be put down by a bunch of assholes"

"*flips a quarter into jukebox from across room, jukebox spits it back at me, it goes down my throat, ""wake me up before you go-go"" plays*"

"Life Advice Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

"So there was a kidnapping in one of the local schools Teacher woke him up though."

"""I could eat."" - How I answer most questions, even if they're not food-related."

"[airport] For $800 more you can upgrade to Arctic Class What's that? Same as coach but the flight staff is penguins [slaps table] SOLD"