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Joke of the Day

"I can't watch porn with a storyline cause I get too invested and end up worrying about the delivery man losing his job for taking so long :("

"what do you call the offspring of two lesbians? A hermaphrodike"

"How does Peter Pan fly? If you got hit in the Peter with a pan, you'd fly too."

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over sir? Me: Because you suck at finding rapists, murders, molesters, thieves, and arsonists?"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping recently? The goatherd woke him up."

"Q: How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job? A: With relish."

"Turns out I'm addicted to refigerated poultry. I've gotta quit cold turkey."

"How do cats admit they're gay? They come out of the clawset."

"What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican? Obi Juan Kenobi."

"You can tell I'm having a tough time writing this teleplay by all the crumpled up laptops overflowing my trash can."