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Joke of the Day

"I tried to smuggle LSD across the border using my ass The bag broke, then I had the shittiest trip"

"How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff? Put a redneck behind it."

"The even numbers said... The odds are against us."

"Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations. Isn't it Hillaryous!"

"Friends are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe."

"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles."

"I just yelled ""Where's the baby?!"" while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce."

"This fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined"

"sweet potato fries ...could be made from sweet potatoes, or they could just be really awesome potato fries."

"Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes? Because they have no inner-soles"