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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea? A good start."
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"Your mom is like the Liberty Bell ............ Everyone gets to feel her crack !"
"It's not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you've reached your destination."
"If it weren't for twitter I wouldn't know what it feels like to go unnoticed. Just kidding, I'm married. I know exactly how that feels."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $5 to have a garbanzo bean on me."
"Why Obama shouldn't take the penny out of circulation. He said he would bring change, not take it away."
"How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them."
"A woman is on trial for murdering her husband. ""So ma'am, first offender?"" ""No! First a Gibson, THEN a Fender."""
"Hey morons, when in doubt, just spell it ""theiyr're."""
"Just had a really enlightening yoga session! LOLJK! I'm drinking warm whiskey out of a water bottle designed for hamsters."