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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea? A good start."
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"What did one tooth say to the other tooth? ""Thar's gold in them thar fills."""
"*opens ""Job Interview Handbook"" *reads ""dress for the job you want"" *goes to computer *opens browser *Googles ""ladies' bicycle seat costume"""
"I often ask myself ""What's wrong with me?"" and the answer is ALWAYS ""You can't drink at work"""
"Vegans are confusing people. If they care about animals so much, why do they eat all of their food?"
"I tried to upload the Brazil vs Germany game to pornhub... But they removed it for rape"
"We can't deny our basic human instincts, like automatically thinking we kind of already know how to play the harmonica whenever we hold one."
"How do you capture a polar bear? 1. Dig a hole in the ice. 2. Place a bunch of peas around the hole 3. When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."
"What's the first rule for hitting on girls? Hit them where it won't show."
"Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Pitbull walk into a bar. Drake ducks."