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Joke of the Day
"Good chance of showers today. -- Bathroom Forecast."
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"Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia? Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)"
"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, ""My Blue Heaven"""
"[at KFC] ""One bargain bucket please"" ""ok sir, and would you like any sides?"" ""Yes please, otherwise the chicken will fall out"""
"don't worry, if there's a third world war, the United States won't be involved because it's a first world country"
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm black?? Cop: Sir, you're white, driving 90 in a 30. Me: Racist. Cop: Get out."
"My therapist told me.. My therapist told me that I have a fear of confrontation. I didn't agree with her but I held my tongue in case it caused an argument."
"Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex."
"What do you call a stealthy gay guy? A fruit Ninja"
"What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil"