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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if a Newfoundlander is gay? He eyes the b'ys."

"I'm so hungry, I could eat this food without even instagraming it first. No, but seriously, I'm going to instagram it first. Don't be crazy"

"The versatile gay actor wanted to be cast in both ""A Christmas Carol"" and ""A Midsummer Nights Dream"" So he could be both a Bottom and a Topper."

"Regarding Daughters Any father will tell ya that parents spend the first 2-3 years of a daughter's life trying to teach them to talk, and the next 15 or so trying to get them to shut-up."

"I just mixed peanut butter and Nutella together in case anyone's curious why I've suddenly started attending church."

"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" - new york's most hated cab driver"

"Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him."

"Black friday, ughhhh ALL FRIDAYS MATTER!"

"After I undress you with my eyes I redress you with my eyes because it's still January so it's super cold out and I have considerate eyes."

"Apparently certain types of ink can cause cancer I'm starting to get a bit worried, I've been smoking cigarettes wrapped in that stuff for a while now."