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Joke of the Day

"(Very blue/dirty) What's the difference between regular blood and period blood? You can't eat normal blood with a fork."

"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."

"What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast? [OC] I think I'll go on a diet!"

"Niagara Falls A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I'll bet you don't have anything like this in Texas. The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it."

"You know what a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal"

"The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking"

"How does a composer remember which groceries to buy? She writes a Chopin Liszt."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"I got gas for $1 today damn bean burritos."

"Sign over the urinal in Dad's favorite bar We keep this restroom clean because we aim to please ... so, you aim too, please."